Thursday, June 9, 2011

The Very Short Tale of a Cucumber

In the interest of not turning this blog into porn, this entry will remain short and sweet but still provide effective coverage of the goings ons in my dating life.

While Thursday night prior to me departure brought the very first night that I could NOT stay asleep to do anything more than kiss and half-heartedly backrub DD, I feel this sexy time fail is allowed in light of the previous night's shenanigans which shall be summed up as follows:

not satisfied with the very sexcapade, DD came over and brought out the cuffs and the blindfold in quick measure. After a VERY long prep time, there were a couple of firsts not the least of which was some candle wax (hot!). Then, after playtime, consider my shock when I saw that paraphenalia included a gigantic cucumber with a magnum condom on it.

'nuff said.

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